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HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVESThey thoughtfully made a sign that read "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" They also made sure every passing car saw the sign and had ample opportunity to read it. However, one driver didn't appreciate their concern. "Leave us be, you religious fanatics!" he shouted at them. Just then a big splashing noise occurred, and the two pastors looked at each other. Finally one spoke... "Do you think we should just put up a sign that says 'bridge out' instead?"  Are you wholly dedicated to Christ and His cause? If so, It's quite possible you will face the false accusation of being a "fanatic" similar to those who wreak terror upon the world. Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven. For in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you. -Mathew 5:11 Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be sons of your Father in heaven. Let us not become weary in doing good, for at the proper time we will reap a harvest if we do not give up. -Mathew 5:44, Galatians 6:9 every day except Sunday! ********************************************************** |