HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a
good person is a little like expecting the bull not to
attack you because you are a vegetarian." -Dennis Wholey
And he lifted up his eyes on his disciples, and said, Blessed
be ye poor: for yours is the kingdom of God. Blessed are ye
that hunger now: for ye shall be filled. Blessed are ye that
weep now: for ye shall laugh.
Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall
separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and
cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.
Rejoice ye in that day, and leap for joy: for, behold, your
reward is great in heaven: for in the like manner did their
fathers unto the prophets.
But woe unto you that are rich! for ye have received your
consolation. Woe unto you that are full! for ye shall
hunger. Woe unto you that laugh now! for ye shall mourn and
weep. Woe unto you, when all men shall speak well of you! for
so did their fathers to the false prophets.
But I say unto you which hear, Love your enemies, do good to
them which hate you, Bless them that curse you, and pray for
them which despitefully use you. And unto him that smiteth
thee on the one cheek offer also the other; and him that
taketh away thy cloke forbid not to take thy coat also.
Give to every man that asketh of thee; and of him that taketh
away thy goods ask them not again. And as ye would that men
should do to you, do ye also to them likewise. -Luke 6:20
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