HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVESA company I used to work for had an office tradition of keeping a notepad handy with the punch lines from the various jokes that passed through. I was flipping through the pages one day and found "Turtles have such tiny ears!" I couldn't remember the joke. After searching everyone's memory banks, one of our coworkers finally remembered:
"Why is turtle wax so expensive?"
 But rather seek ye the kingdom of God; and all these things shall be added unto you. Fear not, little flock; for it is your Father's good pleasure to give you the kingdom.
Sell that ye have, and give alms; provide yourselves bags
which wax not old, a treasure in the heavens that faileth
not, where no thief approacheth, neither moth corrupteth.
For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.
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