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HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVESA doctor was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. He placed the patient twenty feet from the chart and began. "Cover your right eye with your hand," the doctor instructed the patient. The patient read the 20/20 line perfectly. "Now your left." Again, a flawless read. "Now both," the doctor requested. There was silence. He couldn't even read the large E on the
top line. The doctor turned and discovered the patient doing
exactly what he had been asked. He was standing there with
both his eyes covered.  How well do you follow God's instructions? He that hath my commandments, and keepeth them, he it is
that loveth me: and he that loveth me shall be loved of my
Father, and I will love him, and will manifest myself to
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