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HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVESIf you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills, If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it, If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time, If you can overlook when people take things out on you when, through no fault of yours, something goes wrong, If you can take criticism and blame without resentment, If you can conquer tension without medical help, If you can sleep without the aid of drugs, If you can do all these things... then you are probably the family dog.  Hast thou not known? hast thou not heard, that the everlasting God, the LORD, the Creator of the ends of the earth, fainteth not, neither is weary? there is no searching of his understanding. He giveth power to the faint; and to them that have no might
he increaseth strength. Even the youths shall faint and be
weary, and the young men shall utterly fall: but they that
wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall
mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be
weary; and they shall walk, and not faint. -Isaiah 40:28 in your email automatically! ********************************************************** |