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HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES(Please don't hold me responsible for any truth contained herein). The fact is simply this: If your dog is fat, you probably aren't getting enough exercise.  Do you have troubles that are causing you to gain weight? No, I'm not talking about physical weight, but spiritual weight... Come unto me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For my yoke is easy and my burden is light. -Matthew 11:28-30 Jesus wants to help you become spiritually "fit." Remember the importance of exercising yourself spiritually, as well as physically... For physical training is of some value, but godliness has value for all things, holding promise for both the present life and the life to come. -I Timothy 4:8 Subscribe here to receive Clean Joke of the Day ********************************************************** |