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HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVESGeorge, a friend of mine, is a wonderful father to his baby daughter, but he often turns to his wife, Joyce, for advice on the more motherly baby-care issues. Recently, Joyce was busy getting ready to go shopping when George poked his head in to ask, "What should I feed Jane for lunch?" "That's up to you," Joyce replied. "There's all kinds of food. Why don't you pretend I'm not at home?" A few minutes later, Joyce's cell phone rang. She answered
it to hear George on the other phone, "Yeah, hi, Honey.
Uh...what should I feed Jane for lunch?"  Is Jesus with you, to help you in your circumstances? God is our refuge and strength, a very present help in trouble. -Psalms 46:1 But now thus saith the LORD that created thee, O Jacob, and he that formed thee, O Israel, Fear not: for I have redeemed thee, I have called thee by thy name; thou art mine. When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee;
and through the rivers, they shall not overflow thee: when
thou walkest through the fire, thou shalt not be burned;
neither shall the flame kindle upon thee. -Isaiah 43:1 in your email automatically! ********************************************************** |