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HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVESJolene had wanted new kitchen cabinets for a long time, but her husband insisted they were an extravagance. But, when she went to visit her mother for two weeks, she returned overjoyed to find beautiful new cabinets had been installed in her kitchen. A few days later, a neighbor came over to visit. After admiring the new cabinets, the neighbor said... "All of us were so glad the fire your husband had while
you were gone was confined to the kitchen!"  For nothing is secret, that shall not be made manifest; neither any thing hid, that shall not be known and come abroad. -Luke 8:17 The fear of the LORD is clean, enduring for ever: the judgments of the LORD are true and righteous altogether. More to be desired are they than gold, yea, than much fine gold: sweeter also than honey and the honeycomb. Moreover by them is thy servant warned: and in keeping of them there is great reward. Who can understand his errors? Cleanse thou me from secret faults. Keep back thy servant also from presumptuous sins; let them
not have dominion over me: then shall I be upright, and I
shall be innocent from the great transgression. Let the
words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be
acceptable in thy sight, O LORD, my strength, and my
redeemer. -Psalms 19:12 in your email automatically! ********************************************************** |