HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
An elderly gentleman was invited to his a friends home for
dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his friend
preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms:
"Honey," "My love," "Darling," "Sweetheart," "Pumpkin," etc.
The couple had been married almost 70 years, and clearly
they were still very much in love. While the wife was in the
kitchen, the visiting gentleman leaned over and said to his
host, "I think it's wonderful that after all these years you
still love your wife and call her those sweet names."
The host hung his head. "I have to tell you the truth," he
said sadly. "I only call her those names because I forgot
her real name about 10 years ago!"
And the peace of God, which passeth all understanding, shall
keep your hearts and minds through Christ Jesus.
Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever
things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever
things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever
things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if
there be any praise, think on these things.
Those things, which ye have both learned, and received, and
heard, and seen in me, do: and the God of peace shall be
with you. -Philippians 4:7
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