HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
Did you hear about the bear hunter? Well, he was out hunting
for bears one day, and soon came across a large, trophy sized
bear. He raised his rifle and took careful aim. Just as he
was about to pull the trigger, the bear turned and began to
speak to him!
"Isn't it better to talk than to shoot? What do you want?
Let's negotiate the matter," said the bear.
Lowering his rifle in shock, the hunter thought a second,
and then replied, "I want a fur coat."
"Good," said the bear, "that is a negotiable item. I only
want a full stomach, so let us sit down and negotiate
a compromise."
They sat down to negotiate and after a time the bear walked
away, alone. The negotiations had been successful.
The bear had a full stomach, and the hunter had
his fur coat!
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Watch out for the compromises of the world!
No man that warreth entangleth himself with the affairs of
this life; that he may please him who hath chosen him to be
a soldier. And if a man also strive for masteries, yet is he
not crowned, except he strive lawfully. -2 Timothy 2:4
Now unto him that is able to keep you from falling, and to
present you faultless before the presence of his glory with
exceeding joy, To the only wise God our Saviour, be glory
and majesty, dominion and power, both now
and ever. Amen. -Jude 1:24
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