HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVESI recently asked a friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?" "Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," my friend replied. I had to think about that one for a moment! "That's a rather strange ambition to have for a career." I finally managed to reply. "Well," said the boy's father, "he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!" ********************************************************** Do your best to present yourself to God as one approved, a workman who does not need to be ashamed and who correctly handles the word of truth... "The Lord knows those who are his," and, "Everyone who confesses the name of the Lord must turn away from wickedness."
In a large house there are articles not only of gold and
silver, but also of wood and clay; some are for noble
purposes and some for ignoble. If a man cleanses himself
from the latter, he will be an instrument for noble
purposes, made holy, useful to the Master and prepared to
do any good work. -II Timothy 2:15
every day except Sunday! ********************************************************** |