HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVESWhen my nephew and his family lived on a farm, one of his favorite farm cats was involved in an accident and was killed while he was away at school. Naturally, my sister was very concerned over how her son was going to receive the bad news. When he arrived home from school, she explained the tragedy to him and tried to console him by saying, "Don't worry son, the cat is in heaven with God now." My nephew replied, "What's God gonna do with a dead cat?" ********************************************************** Have you any "dead cats" you are clinging too here on earth that are not going to go with you into eternity?
Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth
and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and
steal: But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where
neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not
break through nor steal: For where your treasure is, there
will your heart be also... But seek ye first the kingdom of
God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be
added unto you. -Matthew 6:19 every day except Sunday! ********************************************************** |