HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
A foursome of elderly gentlemen came back after a round of
golf. At the 19th hole in the Clubhouse, the Pro asked them,
"How did your game go?"
The first said he had a good round with 25 riders. The
second said he did OK with 16 riders. The third said, "Not
too bad, since I had 10 riders." The fourth was disappointed
and said that he played badly with only two riders.
The Pro was confounded by this new term "rider." However,
not wanting to show his ignorance, he just smiled and wish
them better golf the next time. He then approached the clerk
at the counter and asked, "Jerry, can you tell me what this
term 'riders' means?"
Jerry smiled and explained that a "rider" is when you
have hit a shot long enough to take a ride on a golf cart.
For all flesh is as grass, and all the glory of man as the
flower of grass. The grass withereth, and the flower
thereof falleth away: But the word of the Lord endureth
for ever. -I Peter 1:24 Previous Joke | Back to the Archives | Next Joke Subscribe here to receive Clean Joke of the Day in your email automatically!
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