A foursome of elderly gentlemen came back after a round of golf. At the 19th hole in the Clubhouse, the Pro asked them, "How did your game go?"

The first said he had a good round with 25 riders. The second said he did OK with 16 riders. The third said, "Not too bad, since I had 10 riders." The fourth was disappointed and said that he played badly with only two riders.

The Pro was confounded by this new term "rider." However, not wanting to show his ignorance, he just smiled and wish them better golf the next time. He then approached the clerk at the counter and asked, "Jerry, can you tell me what this term 'riders' means?"

Jerry smiled and explained that a "rider" is when you have hit a shot long enough to take a ride on a golf cart.

For all flesh is as grass, and all the glory of man as the flower of grass. The grass withereth, and the flower thereof falleth away: But the word of the Lord endureth for ever. -I Peter 1:24

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