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HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVESA recent retiree was given a set of golf clubs as a parting gift by his former co-workers. He had never golfed before. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons and explained to him that he knew nothing whatever of the game. The pro showed him the stance and swing and then said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green." The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole. "Now what?" the fellow asked the speechless pro. "Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup." the pro finally said, once he was able to speak again. "Oh great!" the beginner replied, "NOW you tell me!"  What are the results of God's teachings in your life? Now the God of peace, that brought again from the dead our
Lord Jesus, that great shepherd of the sheep, through the
blood of the everlasting covenant, make you perfect in every
good work to do his will, working in you that which is
well pleasing in his sight, through Jesus Christ; to whom be
glory for ever and ever. Amen. -Hebrews 13:20 in your email automatically! ********************************************************** |