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When I was much younger my mother would offer us kids money
if we would be good.
My brother was good for a dollar, and my sister was good for
50 cents.
Me? I was good for nothing!
Hereby perceive we the love of God, because he laid down his
life for us: and we ought to lay down our lives for the
brethren.
But whoso hath this world's good, and seeth his brother have
need, and shutteth up his bowels of compassion from him, how
dwelleth the love of God in him?
My little children, let us not love in word, neither in
tongue; but in deed and in truth.
And hereby we know that we are of the truth, and shall
assure our hearts before him. For if our heart condemn us,
God is greater than our heart, and knoweth all things.
Beloved, if our heart condemn us not, then have we
confidence toward God. And whatsoever we ask, we receive of
him, because we keep his commandments, and do those things
that are pleasing in his sight.
And this is his commandment, That we should believe on the
name of his Son Jesus Christ, and love one another, as he
gave us commandment.
And he that keepeth his commandments dwelleth in him, and he
in him. And hereby we know that he abideth in us, by the
Spirit which he hath given us. -I John 3:16
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