HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
Did you hear about the man who was looking for a job? He
noticed there was an opening at the local zoo. Upon inquiry, he discovered the zoo had a very unusual position that they wanted to fill. Apparently their gorilla had died, and until they could get a new one, they needed someone to dress up in a gorilla suit and act like a gorilla for a few days.
He was to just sit, eat, and sleep. Of course, his identity
would be kept a secret, and no one would be the wiser,
thanks to a very fine gorilla suit. The zoo offered good pay
for this job, so the man decided to do it. He tried on the
suit and sure enough, he looked just like a gorilla.
They led him to the cage; he took a position at the back of
the cage and pretended to sleep. But after a while, he got
tired of sitting so he walked around a little bit, jumped up
and down and tried a few gorilla noises. The people watching
him seemed to really like that. When he would move or jump
around, they would clap and cheer and throw him peanuts. And
the man loved peanuts. So he jumped around some more
and tried climbing a tree.
That seemed to really get the crowd excited. They threw more
peanuts. Playing to the crowd, he grabbed a vine and swung
from one side of the cage to the other. The people loved it
and threw more peanuts.
"Wow! This is great," he thought. He swung higher and the
crowd grew bigger. He continued to swing on the vine,
getting higher and higher and then all of a sudden, the vine
broke! He swung up and out of the cage, landing in the
lion's cage that was next door.
He panicked. There was a huge lion not twenty feet away, and
it looked very hungry. So the man in the gorilla suit
started jumping up and down, screaming and yelling, "Help,
help! Get me out of here! I'm not really a gorilla! I'm a
man in a gorilla suit! HELP!"
The lion quickly pounced on the man, held him down and said,
"Will you be quiet! You're going to get both of us fired!"
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What kind of clothes are you wearing today?
And all of you, clothe yourselves with humility toward one
another, for God is opposed to the proud, but gives grace to
the humble. Therefore humble yourselves under the mighty
hand of God, that He may exalt you at the proper time,
casting all your anxiety on Him, because He cares for you.
Be of sober spirit, be on the alert.
Your adversary, the devil, prowls around like a roaring
lion, seeking someone to devour. But resist him, firm in
your faith, knowing that the same experiences of suffering
are being accomplished by your brethren who are in the
world. After you have suffered for a little while, the God
of all grace, who called you to His eternal glory in Christ,
will Himself perfect, confirm, strengthen and establish you.
To Him be dominion forever and ever. Amen. -1 Pet 5:5
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