HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a
physical.
A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the
street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said,
"You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot
mamma and be cheerful.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You got a
heart murmur. Be careful.'"
How well do you listen to God?
But my people would not hearken to my voice; and Israel
would none of me. So I gave them up unto their own hearts'
lust: and they walked in their own counsels.
Oh that my people had hearkened unto me, and Israel had
walked in my ways! I should soon have subdued their enemies,
and turned my hand against their adversaries. The haters of
the LORD should have submitted themselves unto him: but
their time should have endured for ever.
He should have fed them also with the finest of the wheat:
and with honey out of the rock should I have satisfied
thee. -Psalms 81:11
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