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When Sara was 6, her new puppy became seriously ill, and the vet didn't know if he could save it. Sara's father felt very bad for her, because this was her first pet and it had been a Christmas gift.

"Don't worry, precious," he said to her, "Just remember, if Fluffy dies, we'll see her in heaven."

Sara looked at him as if he were simple-minded and replied, "Well, yes, Daddy, but heaven's a long way off for me... I'm only six!"


Are you living your life as if heaven were tomorrow?

I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.

For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears; and they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables. But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.

For I am now ready to be offered, and the time of my departure is at hand. I have fought a good fight, I have finished my course, I have kept the faith: henceforth there is laid up for me a crown of righteousness, which the Lord, the righteous judge, shall give me at that day: and not to me only, but unto all them also that love his appearing. -2 Timothy 4:1


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