HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
An old miser at last went to his reward and presented
himself at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter greeted him with appropriate jubilation and
escorted him to his new abode. Walking past numerous elegant
mansions they finally arrived at a dilapidated old shack at
the end of the street.
The old miser, much taken aback, asked, "Why am I left with
a rundown shack when all of these others have fine mansions?"
"Well, sir," replied St. Peter, "we did the best we could
with the money you sent us."
How are you preparing for eternal reward?
Then answered Peter and said unto him, Behold, we have
forsaken all, and followed thee; what shall we have
therefore? And Jesus said unto them, Verily I say unto you,
That ye which have followed me, in the regeneration when the
Son of man shall sit in the throne of his glory, ye also
shall sit upon twelve thrones, judging the twelve tribes
of Israel.
And every one that hath forsaken houses, or brethren, or
sisters, or father, or mother, or wife, or children, or
lands, for my name's sake, shall receive an hundredfold, and
shall inherit everlasting life.
But many that are first shall be last; and the last shall be
first. -Matthew 19:25
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