HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo.
Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a
ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just sauntering
around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he got
out. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next
enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll
go?" The kangaroo said, "About a thousand feet, unless somebody
remembers to start locking the gate at night!"
Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and
broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many
there be which go in thereat: because strait is the gate,
and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few
there be that find it. -Matthew 7:13 Previous Joke | Back to the Archives | Next Joke Subscribe here to receive Clean Joke of the Day in your email automatically!
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