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I walked into the kitchen one day not too long ago to find my wife stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" I asked.

"Hunting Flies" she replied.

"Oh... Killing any?" I asked, after pausing to watch her make several rounds around the kitchen table.

"Yep, 3 males and 2 females", she replied.

"How can you tell?" I asked, quite intrigued.

"3 were on the refrigerator and 2 were on the phone."

Do you think people know what kind of person you are by what you tell them, or by what you show them? I'm sure you've heard the saying "Your talk talks and your walk talks, but your walk talks louder than your talk talks."

It's really quite easy to become more concerned about what we say than to check how we act. But where does the motivation behind our actions come from?

For from within, out of men's hearts, come evil thoughts, sexual immorality, theft, murder, adultery, greed, malice, deceit, lewdness, envy, slander, arrogance and folly. All these evils come from inside and make a man 'unclean.' -Mark 7:21

Wash away all my iniquity and cleanse me from my sin... Create in me a pure heart, O God, and renew a steadfast spirit within me... Restore to me the joy of your salvation and grant me a willing spirit, to sustain me. Then I will teach transgressors your ways, and sinners will turn back to you. -Psalm 51

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