HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
"I have to have a raise," the man said to his boss. "Three
other companies are after me."
"Is that so?" asked the boss. "What other companies are
after you?"
"The electric company, the telephone company, and the gas
company."
Consider the ravens: for they neither sow nor reap; which
neither have storehouse nor barn; and God feedeth them: how
much more are ye better than the fowls? And which of you
with taking thought can add to his stature one cubit?
If ye then be not able to do that thing which is least, why
take ye thought for the rest? Consider the lilies how they
grow: they toil not, they spin not; and yet I say unto you,
that Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of
these.
If then God so clothe the grass, which is to day in the
field, and to morrow is cast into the oven; how much more
will he clothe you, O ye of little faith? And seek not ye
what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink, neither be ye of
doubtful mind.
For all these things do the nations of the world seek after:
and your Father knoweth that ye have need of these things.
But rather seek ye the kingdom of God; and all these things
shall be added unto you. -Luke 12:24
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