I once worked in a department store where every night at closing time one of the customer service representatives reminded shoppers over the public address system to finish their shopping.

One evening, a woman who had recently worked at Kmart opened the announcement by saying, "Attention Kmart shoppers . . ."

Realizing her mistake, she quickly made her way out of trouble by adding, ". . . you are in the wrong store." **********************************************************

Have you ever been in the wrong?

The steps of a good man are ordered by the LORD: and he delighteth in his way. Though he fall, he shall not be utterly cast down: for the LORD upholdeth him with his hand. -Proverbs 37:23

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