HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
I once worked in a department store where every night at
closing time one of the customer service representatives
reminded shoppers over the public address system to finish
their shopping.
One evening, a woman who had recently worked at Kmart opened
the announcement by saying, "Attention Kmart shoppers . . ."
Realizing her mistake, she quickly made her way out of
trouble by adding, ". . . you are in the wrong store."
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Have you ever been in the wrong?
The steps of a good man are ordered by the LORD: and he
delighteth in his way. Though he fall, he shall not be
utterly cast down: for the LORD upholdeth him with
his hand. -Proverbs 37:23
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