HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister recently heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt.

Apparently, his five-year-old son and a friend had found a dead robin. Feeling that a proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased.

The minister's son decided to say the appropriate prayers, and with sonorous dignity, intoned his version of what he thought his father always said.

"Glory be unto the Faaaather. And unto the Soonnn... and into the hole he gooooes." **********************************************************

And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell. Are not two sparrows sold for a farthing? and one of them shall not fall on the ground without your Father. But the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Fear ye not therefore, ye are of more value than many sparrows.

Whosoever therefore shall confess me before men, him will I confess also before my Father which is in heaven. But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven. -Matthew 10:28