HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES


A six-year-old son, calling his mother from his friend's house, confessed he had broken a lamp when he threw a football in their living room.

"But, Mom," he said, trying to brighten the conversation at least a little bit, "You don't have to worry about buying another one. Charlie's mother said it was irreplaceable."


Did you know you are irreplaceable in God's sight?

What man of you, having an hundred sheep, if he lose one of them, doth not leave the ninety and nine in the wilderness, and go after that which is lost, until he find it? And when he hath found it, he layeth it on his shoulders, rejoicing.

And when he cometh home, he calleth together his friends and neighbours, saying unto them, Rejoice with me; for I have found my sheep which was lost. I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance. -Luke 15:4


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