HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
My wife has a friend who is a dental hygienist. The first time
her four-year-old daughter came to her office to get her teeth
cleaned she was accompanied by her grandmother.
When they came in, our friend greeted them warmly, seated her
daughter, and as usual, put on her gloves, goggles, and mask.
About ten minutes into the procedure, the daughter got scared
and cried, "I want my mommy!"
Our friend quickly pulled off her mask and said, "I AM
your mommy."
Without hesitation, the daughter yelled back, "Then I want
my granny!"
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Does it sometimes seem like your heavenly father is missing
in your life? That the circumstances in your life are rough
and difficult, and that God is nowhere to be found?
Peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you: not as the
world giveth, give I unto you. Let not your heart be
troubled, neither let it be afraid. -John 14:27
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