HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES


My wife has a friend who is a dental hygienist. The first time her four-year-old daughter came to her office to get her teeth cleaned she was accompanied by her grandmother.

When they came in, our friend greeted them warmly, seated her daughter, and as usual, put on her gloves, goggles, and mask.

About ten minutes into the procedure, the daughter got scared and cried, "I want my mommy!"

Our friend quickly pulled off her mask and said, "I AM your mommy."

Without hesitation, the daughter yelled back, "Then I want my granny!" **********************************************************

Does it sometimes seem like your heavenly father is missing in your life? That the circumstances in your life are rough and difficult, and that God is nowhere to be found?

Peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you: not as the world giveth, give I unto you. Let not your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid. -John 14:27


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