HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
My wife stepped into the room where I was working the other
day and asked me if I would go do some wood turning on the
lathe.
"Of course," I replied, receiving anticipatory joy at the
thought of my wife's pleasure when I would be finished
creating the item for which she had a need.
"What do you need? Maybe a new dibber or possibly a rolling
pin or a vase? I have Persimmon, Hickory, Mesquite, a little
bit of Walnut and a tad of Oak. What would you like?"
"Oh, I don't care," my wife replied. "I need about six bags
of shavings for the flower beds."
Do you ever feel worthless or used? Does your life need
value? Consider Romans chapter 8...
For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the
sons of God. For ye have not received the spirit of bondage
again to fear; but ye have received the Spirit of adoption,
whereby we cry, Abba, Father.
The Spirit itself beareth witness with our spirit, that we
are the children of God: And if children, then heirs; heirs
of God, and joint-heirs with Christ; if so be that we suffer
with him, that we may be also glorified together.
For I reckon that the sufferings of this present time are
not worthy to be compared with the glory which shall be
revealed in us. For the earnest expectation of the creature
waiteth for the manifestation of the sons of God.
For the creature was made subject to vanity, not willingly,
but by reason of him who hath subjected the same in hope,
because the creature itself also shall be delivered from the
bondage of corruption into the glorious liberty of the
children of God. -Romans 8:14
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