Did you hear the story about the two lawyers that were conducting business in a bank when an armed robbery began?

One of the robbers rushed to the teller windows, while another one guarded the doorway. The third robber stood in the middle of the bank, and proceeded to give out directions to the bank's customers.

"Everyone up against the wall... Okay, now empty your pockets. We want watches, wallets, and anything of value."

One of the lawyers jammed something into his partner's hand.

"What's this?" his partner whispers.

The other partner replies, "It's that $100 I owe you." **********************************************************

Do you have obligations you are delaying in fulfilling? Are there acts of good that you could perform, but can't quite find the time or right set of circumstances?

Therefore to him that knoweth to do good, and doeth it not, to him it is sin. -James 4:17

For it is God's will that by doing good you should silence the ignorant talk of foolish men. -1 Peter 2:15

But love your enemies, do good to them, and lend to them without expecting to get anything back. Then your reward will be great, and you will be sons of the Most High. -Luke 6:35

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