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Sandra, while out driving her car, stopped to obey a red
light intersection. While waiting for the light to turn
green, her car just suddenly died. It was a busy
intersection, and the traffic behind her started growing.
When the light turned green, and she had still not been
successful at starting her car, the guy in the car directly
behind her started to become very impatient, which he showed
by honking his horn continuously as Sandra worked feverishly
to get the car started again.
Finally, in desperation at all the honking, Sandra got out
of her car and approached the guy in the car behind her.
"I can't seem to get my car started," Sandra said to him,
smiling. "Would you be a sweetheart and go and see if you
can get it started for me? I'll stay here in your car and
lean on your horn for you."
But I say unto you which hear, Love your enemies, do good to
them which hate you, bless them that curse you, and pray for
them which despitefully use you.
And unto him that smiteth thee on the one cheek offer also
the other; and him that taketh away thy cloke forbid not to
take thy coat also.
Give to every man that asketh of thee; and of him that
taketh away thy goods ask them not again. And as ye would
that men should do to you, do ye also to them likewise.
For if ye love them which love you, what thank have ye? for
sinners also love those that love them. And if ye do good to
them which do good to you, what thank have ye? for sinners
also do even the same.
And if ye lend to them of whom ye hope to receive, what
thank have ye? For sinners also lend to sinners, to receive
as much again.
But love ye your enemies, and do good, and lend, hoping for
nothing again; and your reward shall be great, and ye shall
be the children of the Highest: for he is kind unto the
unthankful and to the evil.
Be ye therefore merciful, as your Father also is merciful.
-Luke 6:27
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