"Do you believe in life after death?" a boss asked one of his younger employees.

"Yes sir."

"Well then, I guess that makes everything okay," the boss said, "because about an hour after you left yesterday to go to your grandfather's funeral, he stopped in to see you."

Do you believe in life after death?

For Christ is not entered into the holy places made with hands, which are the figures of the true; but into heaven itself, now to appear in the presence of God for us: nor yet that he should offer himself often, as the high priest entereth into the holy place every year with blood of others; for then must he often have suffered since the foundation of the world: but now once in the end of the world hath he appeared to put away sin by the sacrifice of himself.

And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment: So Christ was once offered to bear the sins of many; and unto them that look for him shall he appear the second time without sin unto salvation. -Hebrews 9:22

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