HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
I once asked a friend why he never married.
He replied, "Well, I guess I just never met the right
lady... I guess I've been looking too hard for the perfect
girl." "Oh, come on now," I said, "Surely you have met at least one
girl that you wanted to marry."
"Yes, there was a girl... once. I guess she was the pretty
close to the one perfect girl; the only perfect girl I
really ever met. She was just the right everything... I
really think that she was the perfect girl for me."
"Well, why didn't you marry her?" I asked.
"She was looking for the perfect man."
For I say, through the grace given unto me, to every man
that is among you, not to think of himself more highly than
he ought to think; but to think soberly, according as God
hath dealt to every man the measure of faith. -Romans 12:3 Previous Joke | Back to the Archives | Next Joke Subscribe here to receive Clean Joke of the Day in your email automatically!
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