HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
A lawyer was getting out of his BMW when suddenly a car
came along and hit the door, completely ripping it off. When
the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining
bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!" he whined.
"You lawyers make me sick!" replied the disgusted officer.
"You're so worried about your BMW, that you didn't even
notice that your left arm was ripped off!"
"Oh no!" replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody
left shoulder where his arm once was. "I've lost my Rolex!"
If ye then be risen with Christ, seek those things which are
above, where Christ sitteth on the right hand of God. Set
your affection on things above, not on things on the earth.
For ye are dead, and your life is hid with Christ in God.
When Christ, who is our life, shall appear, then shall ye
also appear with him in glory.
Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth;
fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil
concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry: For
which things' sake the wrath of God cometh on the children
of disobedience: in the which ye also walked some time,
when ye lived in them. But now ye also put off all these;
anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out
of your mouth.
Lie not one to another, seeing that ye have put off the old
man with his deeds; And have put on the new man, which is
renewed in knowledge after the image of him that created
him: Where there is neither Greek nor Jew, circumcision nor
uncircumcision, Barbarian, Scythian, bond nor free: but
Christ is all, and in all.
Put on therefore, as the elect of God, holy and beloved,
bowels of mercies, kindness, humbleness of mind, meekness,
longsuffering; Forbearing one another, and forgiving one
another, if any man have a quarrel against any: even as
Christ forgave you, so also do ye.
And above all these things put on charity, which is the bond
of perfectness. And let the peace of God rule in your
hearts, to the which also ye are called in one body; and be
Let the word of Christ dwell in you richly in all wisdom;
teaching and admonishing one another in psalms and hymns and
spiritual songs, singing with grace in your hearts to the
Lord. And whatsoever ye do in word or deed, do all in the
name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God and the Father
by him. -Colossians 3:1
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