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HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVESIt's bedtime, and a little girl is saying her prayers: "God bless Mommy and Daddy and me. And please make Madrid the capital of Australia." Her mother, who is with her, asks why she wants Madrid to be the capital of Australia. The child responds, "Because that's what I put on my
geography test!"  Are all things possible for you? And he went forward a little, and fell on the ground, and prayed that, if it were possible, the hour might pass from him. And he said, Abba, Father, all things are possible unto thee; take away this cup from me: nevertheless not what I will, but what thou wilt. -Mark 14:35 Then said he, Lo, I come to do thy will, O God. He taketh away the first, that he may establish the second. By the which will we are sanctified through the offering of the body of Jesus Christ once for all. And every priest standeth daily ministering and offering oftentimes the same sacrifices, which can never take away sins: but this man, after he had offered one sacrifice for sins for ever, sat down on the right hand of God; from henceforth expecting till his enemies be made his footstool. For by one offering he hath perfected for ever them that are
sanctified. Whereof the Holy Ghost also is a witness to us:
for after that he had said before, This is the covenant that
I will make with them after those days, saith the Lord, I
will put my laws into their hearts, and in their minds will
I write them; and their sins and iniquities will I remember
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