"Good morning," said the young salesman to the lady when she opened her door after his repeated knocking. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.

"I haven't got any money, please go away!" replied the lady, and she proceeded to try and close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young salesman wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.

"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." With that statement of triumph, he proceeded to empty a bucket full of smelly dump yard dirt onto her hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this smelly dump yard dirt from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

The lady replied, "Well I hope you've got a good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."

How sensitive and responsive are you to the needs you encounter every day?

Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world: for I was an hungred, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in: naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto me.

Then shall the righteous answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, and fed thee? or thirsty, and gave thee drink?

When saw we thee a stranger, and took thee in? or naked, and clothed thee? Or when saw we thee sick, or in prison, and came unto thee?

And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me. -Matthew 25:34

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