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HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVESAn uncertain and nervous witness was being cross-examined at court. "Have you ever been married?" the lawyer thundered at him. "Yes, sir," replied the witness, his voice barely audible. "Once." "Whom did you marry?" "Well, a woman." "Of course you married a woman. Did you ever hear of anyone marrying a man?" The witness said meekly, "My sister did."
 Remember them that are in bonds, as bound with them; and them which suffer adversity, as being yourselves also in the body. Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge. Let your conversation be without covetousness; and be
content with such things as ye have: for he hath said, I
will never leave thee, nor forsake thee. So that we may
boldly say, The Lord is my helper, and I will not fear what
man shall do unto me. -Hebrews 13:3
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