An uncertain and nervous witness was being cross-examined at court.

"Have you ever been married?" the lawyer thundered at him.

"Yes, sir," replied the witness, his voice barely audible. "Once."

"Whom did you marry?"

"Well, a woman."

"Of course you married a woman. Did you ever hear of anyone marrying a man?"

The witness said meekly, "My sister did."

Remember them that are in bonds, as bound with them; and them which suffer adversity, as being yourselves also in the body. Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.

Let your conversation be without covetousness; and be content with such things as ye have: for he hath said, I will never leave thee, nor forsake thee. So that we may boldly say, The Lord is my helper, and I will not fear what man shall do unto me. -Hebrews 13:3

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