HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
An uncertain and nervous witness was being cross-examined at
court.
"Have you ever been married?" the lawyer thundered at him.
"Yes, sir," replied the witness, his voice barely audible.
"Once."
"Whom did you marry?"
"Well, a woman."
"Of course you married a woman. Did you ever hear of anyone
marrying a man?"
The witness said meekly, "My sister did."
Remember them that are in bonds, as bound with them; and
them which suffer adversity, as being yourselves also in the
body. Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled:
but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.
Let your conversation be without covetousness; and be
content with such things as ye have: for he hath said, I
will never leave thee, nor forsake thee. So that we may
boldly say, The Lord is my helper, and I will not fear what
man shall do unto me. -Hebrews 13:3
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