HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES


A physician was taking his four year old daughter to preschool when she picked up his stethoscope (which he had left on the car seat) and began playing with it.

"Be still, my heart," he thought, "My daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!"

Then the child spoke into the instrument, shattering all hope: "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?" **********************************************************

If anyone would come after me, he must deny himself and take up his cross daily and follow me. For whoever wants to save his life will lose it, but whoever loses his life for me will save it. What good is it for a man to gain the whole world, and yet lose or forfeit his very self?


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