HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES


A minister was forced to stop by a law enforcement officer, who pulled him over for speeding. As the officer was about to write the ticket, the minister said to him, "Blessed are the merciful, for they shall obtain mercy."

The officer handed the minister the ticket and said, "Go thou and sin no more."


For what glory is it, if, when ye be buffeted for your faults, ye shall take it patiently? but if, when ye do well, and suffer for it, ye take it patiently, this is acceptable with God.

For even hereunto were ye called: because Christ also suffered for us, leaving us an example, that ye should follow his steps: who did no sin, neither was guile found in his mouth: who, when he was reviled, reviled not again; when he suffered, he threatened not; but committed himself to him that judgeth righteously: who his own self bare our sins in his own body on the tree, that we, being dead to sins, should live unto righteousness: by whose stripes ye were healed.

For ye were as sheep going astray; but are now returned unto the Shepherd and Bishop of your souls. -1 Peter 2:20


Previous Joke | Back to the Archives | Next Joke

Subscribe here to receive Clean Joke of the Day
in your email automatically!
First Name:

Last Name:

Email:




Clean Joke of the Day | 200 West Laurel Lane | Big Sandy, TX 75755
**********************************************************
© 2003 Clean Joke of the Day