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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.
Then Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you,
Moses gave you not that bread from heaven; but my Father
giveth you the true bread from heaven.
For the bread of God is he which cometh down from heaven,
and giveth life unto the world. Then said they unto him,
Lord, evermore give us this bread. And Jesus said unto them,
I am the bread of life: he that cometh to me shall never
hunger; and he that believeth on me shall never thirst.
But I said unto you, That ye also have seen me, and believe
not. All that the Father giveth me shall come to me; and him
that cometh to me I will in no wise cast out. For I came
down from heaven, not to do mine own will, but the will of
him that sent me.
And this is the Father's will which hath sent me, that of
all which he hath given me I should lose nothing, but should
raise it up again at the last day. And this is the will of
him that sent me, that every one which seeth the Son, and
believeth on him, may have everlasting life: and I will
raise him up at the last day. -John 6:32
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