HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
I've got a quiz for you today...
First question: the maker doesn't want it; the buyer
doesn't use it; and the user doesn't see it. What is it?
Don't know the answer? Maybe you'll do better with this one:
A child is born in Boston, to parents who were both born in
Boston. The child is not a U.S. citizen. How is
this possible?
Final question (I think you can get this one): before Mount
Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain
on earth?
Stumped? The answers are below.
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Sometimes it's easy to assume we know a lot. But our
knowledge compared to God's is very limited...
O the depth of the riches both of the wisdom and knowledge
of God! how unsearchable are his judgments, and his ways
past finding out! For who hath known the mind of the Lord?
or who hath been his counsellor?
Or who hath first given to him, and it shall be recompensed
unto him again? For of him, and through him, and to him, are
all things: to whom be glory for ever. Amen. -Romans 11:33
1. A coffin
2. The child was born before 1776
3. Mount Everest-it just hadn't been discovered yet.
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