HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES


Have you heard the story about the new Colonel?

Having just moved into his new office (and feeling quite proud about it), the new Colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door.

Conscious of his new position, the Colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to enter, and said into the phone, "Yes, General, I'll be seeing him this afternoon and I'll pass along your message. In the meantime, thank you for your good wishes, sir."

Feeling as though he had sufficiently impressed the young enlisted man, he asked, "What do you want?"

"Nothing important, sir," the airman replied, "just here to hook up your telephone." **********************************************************

For this is what the High and Lofty One says-He who lives forever, whose name is Holy: "I live in a high and holy place, but also with him who is contrite and lowly in spirit, to revive the spirit of the lowly and to revive the heart of the contrite."

But He gives us more grace. That is why Scripture says: "God opposes the proud but gives grace to the humble." Submit yourselves, then, to God... Humble yourselves before the Lord, and he will lift you up. -Isaiah 57:15, James 4:6


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