HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing
aide. It cost me $4,000, but it's state of the art. All my
hearing problems are over."
"That's great," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve-thirty."
Come and hear, all ye that fear God, and I will declare what
he hath done for my soul. I cried unto him with my mouth,
and he was extolled with my tongue.
If I regard iniquity in my heart, the Lord will not hear me:
but verily God hath heard me; he hath attended to the voice
of my prayer.
Blessed be God, which hath not turned away my prayer, nor
his mercy from me. -Psalms 66:16
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