HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
My sister and her husband had just finished tucking their
young ones into bed one evening when they heard crying
coming from the children's room. Rushing in, they found
Billy crying hysterically. He had accidentally swallowed a
penny and was sure he was going to die. No amount of talking
could change his mind.
Trying to calm him, my sister's husband palmed a penny that
he happened to have in his pocket and pretended to pull it
from Billy's ear. Billy was delighted. In a flash, he
snatched it from his father's hand, swallowed it and
demanded cheerfully, "Do it again, Dad!"
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As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.
Do you see a man wise in his own eyes? There is more hope
for a fool than for him. -Proverbs 26:11
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