HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
A couple were going out for the evening. They had spent
considerable time getting ready, dressing up, putting the
cat out, etc.
When the taxi arrived to take them to their destination, the
couple opened the door of their house to leave. The cat,
waiting nearby, seized the opportunity and quickly shot back
inside.
The couple didn't want the cat shut inside the house, so the
wife went out to the taxi while the husband went back inside
to get the cat.
The wife, not wanting the taxi driver to know that the house
was going to be empty, told the taxi driver her husband was
just going inside to say goodbye to her mother.
A few minutes later, the husband stepped into the taxi cab.
"Sorry it took so long," he said. "The stupid old thing was
hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat
hanger to get her to come out!"
I will go in the strength of the Lord GOD: I will make
mention of thy righteousness, even of thine only. O God,
thou hast taught me from my youth: and hitherto have I
declared thy wondrous works.
Now also when I am old and grayheaded, O God, forsake me
not; until I have shewed thy strength unto this generation,
and thy power to every one that is to come. Thy
righteousness also, O God, is very high, who hast done great
things: O God, who is like unto thee!
Thou, which hast shewed me great and sore troubles, shalt
quicken me again, and shalt bring me up again from the
depths of the earth. Thou shalt increase my greatness, and
comfort me on every side.
I will also praise thee with the psaltery, even thy truth,
O my God: unto thee will I sing with the harp, O thou Holy
One of Israel. -Psalms 71:16
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