HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
While returning from a trip to visit his grandmother, a
friend of mine was stopped by a state trooper in for
exceeding the speed limit. Grateful to have received a
warning instead of a ticket, my friend gave him a small bag
of his grandmother's delicious chocolate chip cookies and
proceeded on his way. Later, he was stopped by another trooper. "What have I
done?" he asked. "Nothing," the trooper said, smiling. "I heard you were
passing out great chocolate chip cookies."
How do you perceive law enforcement?
Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there
is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of
God.
Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the
ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to
themselves damnation. For rulers are not a terror to good
works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the
power? Do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of
the same: for he is the minister of God to thee for good.
But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth
not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a
revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.
Wherefore ye must needs be subject, not only for wrath, but
also for conscience sake. For for this cause pay ye tribute
also: for they are God's ministers, attending continually
upon this very thing. Render therefore to all their dues:
tribute to whom tribute is due; custom to whom custom; fear
to whom fear; honour to whom honour. -Romans 13:1
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