HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
A defense attorney is cross-examining a police officer
ATTORNEY: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?
OFFICER: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person
matching the description of the offender running several
ATTORNEY: Officer, who provided this description?
OFFICER: The officer who responded to the scene.
ATTORNEY: A fellow officer provided the description of this
so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?
OFFICER: Yes sir, with my life.
ATTORNEY: WITH YOUR LIFE? Let me ask you this then officer -
do you have a locker room in the police station - a room
where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily
OFFICER: Yes sir, we do.
ATTORNEY: And do you have a locker in that room?
OFFICER: Yes sir, I do.
ATTORNEY: And do you have a lock on your locker?
OFFICER: Yes sir.
ATTORNEY: Now why is it, officer, IF YOU TRUST YOUR FELLOW
OFFICERS WITH YOUR LIFE, that you find it necessary to lock
your locker in a room you share with those officers?
OFFICER: You see sir, we share the building with a court
complex, and sometimes defense attorneys have been known to
walk through that room.
Who do you trust?
But we see Jesus, who was made a little lower than the
angels for the suffering of death, crowned with glory and
honour; that he by the grace of God should taste death for
For it became him, for whom are all things, and by whom are
all things, in bringing many sons unto glory, to make the
captain of their salvation perfect through sufferings.
For both he that sanctifieth and they who are sanctified are
all of one: for which cause he is not ashamed to call them
brethren, saying, I will declare thy name unto my brethren,
in the midst of the church will I sing praise unto thee.
And again, I will put my trust in him. And again, Behold I
and the children which God hath given me. Forasmuch then as
the children are partakers of flesh and blood, he also
himself likewise took part of the same; that through death
he might destroy him that had the power of death, that is,
And deliver them who through fear of death were all their
lifetime subject to bondage. For verily he took not on him
the nature of angels; but he took on him the seed of Abraham.
Wherefore in all things it behoved him to be made like unto
his brethren, that he might be a merciful and faithful high
priest in things pertaining to God, to make reconciliation
for the sins of the people.
For in that he himself hath suffered being tempted, he is
able to succour them that are tempted. -Hebrews 2:9Previous Joke | Back to the Archives | Next Joke
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