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Have you ever seen people campaigning for public office?

Recently I went to see two candidates who had somehow scheduled simultaneous campaign rallies in the same park of my city.

After a lengthy round of speeches, the candidates worked their way through the crowd -- shaking hands, kissing babies and beaming mightily.

However, when without warning the skies opened and it began to rain, one of the candidates fled to take shelter in a nearby restaurant along with half a dozen regulars. But the other candidate continued to move through the crowd-shaking hands, kissing babies, etc.

"That man's persistent" I said to someone standing nearby. "Sure makes it easy to know who to vote for."

"Yep," he agreed. "Sure can't see myself casting a vote for a man who hasn't the good sense to come in out of the rain." ***********************************************************

No matter where one goes, it seems there are always different perspectives. In fact, there are often different perspectives about the same person!

That's why I'm going to encourage you to..."not conform any longer to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind." ...by following the instructions of Philippians 2:3 "Let nothing be done through strife or vainglory; but in lowliness of mind let each esteem other better than themselves."


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