A city politician is badly hurt after falling down the stairs at city hall. He is taken to the hospital where he remains in a coma for several days.

Finally he recovers, and his doctor tells him, "My friend, I have bad news and I have good news. First of all, you will never be able to work again."

"Okay," said the injured politician. "What's the bad news?"

Heaviness in the heart of man maketh it stoop: but a good word maketh it glad. -Proverbs 12:25

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