HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
My minister was making a wooden trellis to support a climbing
vine. As he was pounding away, he noticed that a little boy
was watching him. The youngster didn't say a word, so the
preacher kept on working, thinking the boy would leave.
However, the little boy he didn't leave. Pleased at the
thought that his work was being admired, the pastor finally
said, "Well, son, trying to pick up some pointers on
gardening?"
"No," the little boy replied. "I'm just waiting to hear what
a preacher says when he hits his thumb with a hammer."
Neither is there any creature that is not manifest in his
sight: but all things are naked and opened unto the eyes of
him with whom we have to do.
Seeing then that we have a great high priest, that is passed
into the heavens, Jesus the Son of God, let us hold fast
our profession.
For we have not an high priest which cannot be touched with
the feeling of our infirmities; but was in all points
tempted like as we are, yet without sin. Let us therefore
come boldly unto the throne of grace, that we may obtain
mercy, and find grace to help in time of need. -Hebrews 4:13
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