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HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVESDid you hear about the time when a president went to visit a nursing home? He walked up to a lady in a wheel chair and tried to be polite, but found that he wasn't being very successful at carrying on a conversation with her. Finally, in desperation he said, "Ma'am, do you know who I am?" She answered, "No sir, I don't know who you are--but if you
go up to that desk they can tell you."  Do you know when your King is speaking to you? Wisdom crieth without; she uttereth her voice in the streets: she crieth in the chief place of concourse, in the openings of the gates: in the city she uttereth her words, saying, how long, ye simple ones, will ye love simplicity? and the scorners delight in their scorning, and fools hate knowledge? Turn you at my reproof: behold, I will pour out my spirit unto you, I will make known my words unto you. Because I have called, and ye refused; I have stretched out my hand, and no man regarded; but ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof: I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh; when your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you. Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me: for that they hated knowledge, and did not choose the fear of the LORD: they would none of my counsel: they despised all my reproof. Therefore shall they eat of the fruit of their own way, and
be filled with their own devices. for the turning away of
the simple shall slay them, and the prosperity of fools
shall destroy them. But whoso hearkeneth unto me shall dwell
safely, and shall be quiet from fear of evil. -Proverbs 1:20 in your email automatically! ********************************************************** |