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Upon hearing a loud scream coming from her son's bedroom, my
friend ran into his room and found his two-year old sister
pulling his hair. After gently releasing the little girl's
grip, she tried to console him.
"She didn't mean it Sonny, she just doesn't know that
hurts" she said.
But my friend was barely out of the room when her little
girl screamed. Rushing back in, she asked, "What happened?"
"She knows now," Sonny replied.
Then came Peter to him, and said, Lord, how oft shall my
brother sin against me, and I forgive him? till seven
times? Jesus saith unto him, I say not unto thee, Until
seven times: but, Until seventy times seven.
Therefore is the kingdom of heaven likened unto a certain
king, which would take account of his servants. And when he
had begun to reckon, one was brought unto him, which owed
him ten thousand talents. But forasmuch as he had not to
pay, his lord commanded him to be sold, and his wife, and
children, and all that he had, and payment to be made.
The servant therefore fell down, and worshipped him, saying,
Lord, have patience with me, and I will pay thee all. Then
the lord of that servant was moved with compassion, and
loosed him, and forgave him the debt.
But the same servant went out, and found one of his
fellowservants, which owed him an hundred pence: and he
laid hands on him, and took him by the throat, saying, Pay
me that thou owest. And his fellowservant fell down at his
feet, and besought him, saying, Have patience with me, and
I will pay thee all.
And he would not: but went and cast him into prison, till he
should pay the debt. So when his fellowservants saw what was
done, they were very sorry, and came and told unto their
lord all that was done.
Then his lord, after that he had called him, said unto him,
O thou wicked servant, I forgave thee all that debt, because
thou desiredst me: shouldest not thou also have had
compassion on thy fellowservant, even as I had pity on thee?
And his lord was wroth, and delivered him to the tormentors,
till he should pay all that was due unto him. So likewise
shall my heavenly Father do also unto you, if ye from your
hearts forgive not every one his brother their trespasses.
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